Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Last Minute Gifts: Thug Kitchen

Aside from buying your last-minute gifts from ShellHawk's Creations, (hint, hint), people with a sense of humor and who are absolutely not sensitive to bad language ( I really mean it!) should consider ambling over to Amazon to pick up a copy of Thug Kitchen's cookbook, Eat Like You Give a F*ck.

Thug Kitchen started out as a Tumblr blog, sharing vegan recipes liberally salted with, um, salty language. The authors kept their anonymity for years, but were finally revealed to be-- *gasp*--a white couple living in Hollywood, which to many was more offensive than the language they used on their blog. There's been a big controversy about this, which you can read about here, should you wish.

In any case, I look at this as a vegan cookbook with some great recipes and a quirky delivery, and I've enjoyed the blog for a year or so, too. I can certainly understand the uproar around it, but you, gentle reader, can make your own mind up about it.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014


Over the years, I've had to admit that I'm a dreamer. I blame my reading habits. And my movie habits, too come to think of it...
For instance, every time I read Sunshine, by Robin McKinley, I dream of becoming a baker (in addition to being a very special kind of heroine, who always does the right thing at the right time.), getting up early every morning and creating incredibly addicting confections for an adoring crowd of regulars. Hey, I like baking, so why not, right?

Of course, reading her books The Blue Sword and The Hero and the Crown make me want to be the plucky heroine who winds up saving--and subsequently wisely ruling--her country. But I digress...

War for the Oaks makes me want to go back to my 80s years to play guitar and be the lead singer in a band. Dealing with the Queen of Air and Darkness would be a bonus. Of course, it also feeds into my Jessica Rabbit fantasy of becoming an incredibly well-drawn torch singer. (P.S. I am also considering a career as a Ninja, klutziness notwithstanding.)

I know you have some of these fantasies, too. Admit it!

Yesterday, I watched a documentary on Amazon, called, Advanced Style. It's about a group of over-60 women living in New York who still have an incredible sense of style, completely ignoring the youth-worship of American fashion magazines.

Ari Seth Cohen had started the concept of Advanced Style as a blog, but it eventually became a book and the documentary, both of the same name.

Of course, it makes me want to become an elderly fashion maven.

Yes, a few of the women are a bit nutty, but they still hold a certain amount of grace and class. They remind me a bit of my heroine, Beatrice Wood. They've hit that age where their hormones are no longer enslaving them, their children don't need them so much, and they pretty much no longer care what people think of them. They've hit that magical age, when women can be unapologetically themselves.

Speaking of which, I've recently realized (again) that I am not the person I wish to be. That I need to make some changes-and I want to make them. I used to have far more of a spiritual practice than I do now, and I felt a little bit more balanced when I did. If you've been reading this blog for any amount of time, you'll recognize balance as my main challenge. 

I tend to be a person whose speeds are "full-throttle" and "off." Not a whole lot of in-betweens.

So I picked up a set of CDs to help myself along.
Pema Chodron is a Buddhist nun, older, and with a great sense of humor. She's definitely seen a lot of life, and since she's American, she has an ability to connect with Westerners' daily life challenges and put them in a larger perspective. I'm looking forward to listening to these talks over and over again.

Maybe we can call it an early New Year's Resolution.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Secret Santa Can Suck It! 2014

This year, The Art of Darkness blog has continued the Secret Santa Can Suck It! tradition. I volunteered and got the Goth Gardening blog as my Secret giftee.

So what do you give a goth gardener? A book on how to create the goth-iest garden of them all: the carnivorous plant garden!

So my gift to the Goth Gardener is the revised edition of The Savage Garden: Cultivating Carnivorous Plants.

Plus, an imaginary and limitless gift certificate for carnivorous plants from California Carnivores and a virtual, all expense paid trip to the Conservatory of Flowers in San Francisco, California, to see their beautiful gardens and, of course, their carnivorous plant display!

And, just because it's Christmas, I'll throw in another virtual, all-expense paid trip to see the Organization for Bat Conservation's display at the Orlando Science Center, as well as the book, The Bat Scientists.

Merry Christmas, Goth Gardening!

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Guess What I Got For Christmas?

A new shoulder! :)

Which is why this will be a brief post; typing with one hand stinks!
From what I can remember the doctor telling me through my anesthesia-soaked brain, the surgery went well, overall. Just before we went into surgery, he told me that depending how thing looked once he got inside, I could expect about 70% of---mobility? I think? To which I said I really needed 100%, of course. I told him about the international shows I'd already been in, and the submission deadlines I would be missing this year because of my shoulder.

And really, why should I allow 70% be my expectation? Why not 100%? I mean, if this guy, Arthur, can walk again, after the doctors told him he wouldn't, why should I settle for 70%?

I shouldn't, right?

I don't remember most of what he told me after the surgery, but I do know that while he was in there, he cleaned out some "debris" having to do with my arthritis, which is all to the good. Since I seem to have inherited my mother's genetics--and she had a shoulder replacement several years ago--I'm glad that he was able to do something about the arthritis. I really am not looking forward to having my very own shoulder replacement anytime soon, let me tell you!

I did get a bunch of stuff taken care of before my surgery, not the least of which was shipping this custom 20 ounce mug off to its new home!
As usual, I had a couple of minor train wrecks in the kiln when I opened it, but I don't think they're anything which can't be repaired.

And hey, if you want to get some presents for folks, here's my plug for my shop, ShellHawk's Creations: Buy gifts from me! Ornaments, plates, a teapot, mugs! And if you would do me the service of passing word along, I'd be grateful!

Friday, December 5, 2014

God Bless Us, Every One!

 A hastily made tombstone (letters to be filled in later) and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, courtesy of Robert and Stacy over at Necrotic Creations. I gave them the skull, the hands, and the sheets, all of which had been hanging around the Garage of Doom for a long time, and they made the Ghost. Unfortunately, he toppled in the first couple of minutes, taking a header into a boulder in my yard and cracking a chunk of his forehead. 

Fortunately, we can apply haunter's law #1: no one will see it in the dark and from twenty feet away!
I've wanted to do this for years. The neighbors love it! 

Thursday, December 4, 2014


Getting ready for glazing!
It's been a week since Thanksgiving and I can't believe how fast the time has gone by! I've been prepping the house for my shoulder surgery and getting loose ends tied up. And by loose ends, I mean getting one final load of ware glazed and fired. The kiln is still cooling. I may be able to open it tomorrow!

I'm also trying to clear out my collection of ceramic ball ornaments, so do stop by the ShellHawk's Creations shop if you're looking for Secret Santa/ornament exchange/hostess gifts! I only have four Jack ornaments left, and have decided I won't be making any more of them, so if you've wanted them, now is the time!

I also have more traditional ornaments, all ceramic and tougher than your typical glass ornaments, plus Christmas plates.
Thanks, too for following along on my adventures and being so supportive. It's much appreciated!

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving!

From my house to yours, a very happy Thanksgiving, filled with toothy smiles and wet kisses!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

One With Nature

More beautiful sculpture by Giuseppe Agnello here.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

More Christmas

I've been getting Christmas items into the shop a little at a time, figuring they're not making people happy, sitting wrapped in their bins with no one to look at them!
All of them are hand-glazed and food-safe. And so pretty!
I've marked priced down, too, so you're going to be in for some good deals!

ShellHawk's Creations Etsy store.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

New in the Shop

 Christmas has come to the shop! I've posted a bunch of ornaments, including the last of the Jack ornaments I will probably ever do.
 I also have other ceramic ornaments available!
Since they're all ceramic, they're tougher than the glass ones you get at the store, and the color stays true.

More at the ShellHawk's Creations Etsy store!