Wine + Buellton = Elvira???

Turns out our very favorite Mistress of the Macabre is catwalking onto the wine maker's runway come December 3rd.


Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is working with Sort This Out Cellars in developing some new wines, and is having a wine signing party on December 3rd from 12-3 to launch the first wine: Elvira's Macabrenet. (It's a 2008 Cabernet Sauvignon and will retail for $25.00.)


The event is being held at Avant Tapas and Wine, 35 Industrial Way, in Buellton, CA (home of Andersen's Pea Soup!). Their number is (805) 686-9400. I really wish I were closer than 6 1/2 hours away, because I would be there, for sure!


Check out Elvira's official website for other details and to catch up with all her doings.


A big thank you to big (by that I mean freakin' tall!) brother, Johnny Thunder, for the heads-up!

Sarah Impalin'

I am so glad the Mistress of the Dark is back! Click on the pic to watch.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is NOT a Witch!

Whew! I was worried!

Click on the pic to watch!

Spider Rider sent me this rebuttal:

Kind of looks like he's enjoying the view...

Happy 4th of July!

Have a very Happy and Safe 4th of July. Abandon your diet for a day and gorge on all the great food with your friends.

Or gorge on your friends. Just make sure to hide the bodies very well...

Elvira: Back From No-Man's Land!

I can't wait! Heard about this on Johnny Thunder's Blog and found the vid. FAB-U-Lous news!

O.K. Maybe I Do Sound a Little Like Her

If only I looked like she did!