True Love

What says True Love like going to see The Wolfman with my Darling Adorable, Mr. ShellHawk? That's our plan for today.

Thanks, Sweetheart. I'd marry you all over again, even knowing that you snore like a freakin' bandsaw!

Valentine Zombie

Happy Valentine's day all. Remember: the day became a holiday because someone got executed!

Go here for a funny card. He's funny even when you don't pull his string!