Of pumpkin carving related injuries
6 months ago
It will be available for order in April in the U.K., but my guess is that Think Geek will have it around July or August, as that's how it worked out for their Bloodbath Shower Curtain and Bloodbath Bath Mat. Hopefully, they will do the same with this. I think one or two of these hanging around in the shower at Halloween will suitably chill the blood of any houseguests one might have...Just when you thought Spinning Hat was all bloodied out, what should creep out from the dark shadows of our design studio, but the latest addition to the famous Blood Bath family – our Blood Bath Shower Gel.
Now you can bathe yourself in true horror movie style, and recreate your favourite scenes from Dracula, Psycho, and Twilight with our ultra realistic bag of blood shower gel.
Forget about Cocoa Butter and Honey Jojoba, all the vampires nowadays are washing in cherry scented bags of blood shower gel – didn’t anyone tell you? So after a tough day battling against werewolves and the armies of undead zombies, what better way to freshen up before nipping out for a bite to eat down your local morgue, than a hot shower and a good scrub down with our cherry scented Blood Bath Shower Gel.
You could use it before sitting down to watch this:What would you prefer; a fight club or a gay bar? Well, whatever your preference, we’re sure you’ll love our kitsch, camp, queen of the bathroom – Gay Bar (of soap).
Straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metrosexual, or just downright sexual – everyone is welcomed with (clean and perfumed) open arms at our Gay Bar. Just like at the YMCA, “you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal, you can do whatever you feel” Well we can help out with the cleaning bit, but you will have to sort out your own meal I am afraid.
So, indulge yourself in our wonderfully fragrant rose scented lather, forget about your worries, rest your weary feet, and treat yourself to a bit of Gay Bar goodness.
Warning: Not suitable for people uncomfortable with their sexuality