Bad News: My school project-the one I swore I would not rebuild-has died under horrific circumstances which I am too devastated to relay to you. Yes, I will rebuild it, after all.
Good News: A brand-new bottle of five-times distilled Kirkland brand vodka (rumored to be produced by Grey Goose) and some very nice mango martini mix, to wash away the tears.
I will return Monday with a new post. I should be past the worst of the hangover by then.