Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Linguistics Alert!

Via Garage of Evil, I have found a new way to expand my mind by learning a new language. Just think about all those new studies coming out, saying that if you continue to learn new things, you will slow down the onset of senility!

Yes, I will learn how to speak Zombie, and stave off the ever-present threat of mind-decay...

People may argue that it's not a real language, but we know better, don't we?


  1. Sounds like a splendid idea to me!Maybe you even can become a teacher in zombie and spread the word!!;) Not to mention prevent age from eating peoples brain up.. Hah!

  2. Prevent mind decay?!? These are Zombies we are talking about! This will probably accelerate mind decay! You will go from "E=MC2" to "brrgggghhll" in no time!

    Well, as long as you are headed down this path, at least make it interesting by learning Undead Klingon. You would be the nerdiest zombie on Earth! Wait...nevermind...that's not cool.


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