Thursday, October 4, 2012

Favorite Urban Legends: Mister Macabre

For this October's guest blogger submissions, I decided to go to the deep well that is The Urban Legend. Here's our first submission, by Mister Macabre. I honestly don't know what to say about this one....
This isn’t an urban legend, this actually happened to my third cousin’s boss’s niece’s boyfriend’s grandparent’s stepchild (on her side) son’s third grade substitute teacher’s aunt’s best friend’s parents…

While travelling in the Caribbean, a couple on their 40th anniversary has reservations at a quaint little hotel.  They go out for breakfast one morning and upon their return, find that their room has been broken into.  

Immediately, they call the local police and filed a report but the only trouble was, nothing was taken.  None of their belongings, valuables, cameras, anything at all was missing, everything was accounted for, leaving them baffled.  Despite this, they have a wonderful trip and come back home to the states.  

Keeping in mind this was several years ago before the digital age, she takes the rolls of film to the drugstore to be developed.  The next day she picks the photos up and opens the package and for a moment, is slightly confused at one of the photos.  Then the horror of the moment takes hold as she recognizes hers and her husband’s toothbrushes shoved up someone’s ass in their hotel room.  Seems that someone down where they stayed got their jollies by breaking into unsuspecting tourists’ rooms dropping their drawers, shoving their toothbrushes up their ass, taking a picture and then leaving.

True story…

Toothbrush sanitizers here.


  1. So it's safe to say they were the "BUTT" of a cruel joke....I just hope the jokers got what the deserved...IN THE END!

  2. EEEEEWWWWW! I did not need to hear that....


  3. omg...seriously? these are the kinds of things where ignorance is bliss....

  4. Oh my... THIS is why we can't have nice things!!!

  5. Don't be sad for the elderly couple, they were compensated in arrears.

    Badda Bing!!!

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